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Top Customer Excuses

  • I did not receive the invoice/ bill.
  • The cheque is in the mail.
  • I have more important bills to pay.
  • I don't have the money.
  • There was a problem with the service, product etc.
  • I am waiting for my unemployment/ tax return to come in.
  • My spouse handles that and they are not available.
  • I am waiting for my cheques to come in.
  • I already paid
  • The cheque is waiting to be signed.

Some of our Favorites

(Yes, these are actual excuses!)

  • I was robbed on my way to the post office.
  • I lost my job and my husband just had a heart attack.
  • This is my son’s bill and he moved away.
  • I had to have a leg amputation and I was in the hospital for 6 months.
  • My dog died and I had to use the money I had for your bill for veterinary costs.
  • I didn’t know that I REALLY had to pay that bill.

The Excuse Terminator

End all excuses

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